From the recording Hi, I'm Josh!
Lyrics
Hi, I’m Josh, yeah I kick in the door
Too damn old but I still want more
Red on my head like a warning light flash
If you think I’ll behave, you can kiss my ass
JDuds when I rap, better say it with respect
I direct my own chaos, I produce the wreck
Actor, singer, writer with a pen that stings
Dance on the beat while I juggle ten things
I’m a foul-mouthed menace with a joke too dark
Light a match to the room just to laugh at the spark
If it’s wrong, I’m right there makin’ fun of the mess
Got a PhD in “I don’t give a fuck, guess”
[Chorus]
Hi, I’m Josh, yeah the name go hard
JDuds in the booth, pull a wild card
Too loud, too crude, too slick, too fast
Talk that shit and I still outlast
Hi, I’m Josh, better learn it quick
Whole damn vibe like a cartoon glitch
Too weird, too raw, too bold, no hush
World meet chaos, yeah hi, I’m Josh
Yeah I’m way too sexual, I’m outta control
Brain say “chill,” but my mouth say “lol”
Every damn thought like a joke gone rogue
Stand-up demon in a bathrobe vogue
Confidence loud like a blown-out speaker
Say some wild shit, make your grandma weaker
I’m the punchline villain with a smug-ass grin
Make you laugh so hard it should count as a sin
I brag outrageous, yeah I flex absurd
Every line hit sharp, every bar a slur
Of chaos, comedy, filthy finesse
I’m a walking bad idea dressed as success
[Chorus]
Hi, I’m Josh, yeah the name go hard
JDuds in the booth, pull a wild card
Too loud, too crude, too slick, too fast
Talk that shit and I still outlast
Hi, I’m Josh, better learn it quick
Whole damn vibe like a cartoon glitch
Too weird, too raw, too bold, no hush
World meet chaos, yeah hi, I’m Josh