From the recording Hi, I'm Josh!
Lyrics
Nine inches, bitch, yeah that’s front-page news
Got a whole damn legacy tied to the bulge in my jeans and my attitude
Ain’t no buildup, straight to the headline
If they heard ‘bout the length, then they heard ‘bout the punchline
Big dick energy, yeah that’s permanent state
Not a rumor, not a guess, not a “maybe it’s fake”
Got ‘em doin’ calculations like they back in school
Tryna figure how the hell that’s even physically true
I be mindin’ my business, still startin’ debates
Like “ain’t no fuckin’ way,” then they checkin’ again
Got a shadow with ego, got a presence that swing
Even denim look stressed tryna hold that thing
[Chorus]
Nine inches, bitch, yeah I said it again
Got ‘em talkin’ real slick till they see what I’m in
I’m like “keep that same energy, don’t switch the tone”
Whole lotta confidence packed in a zone
Nine inches, yeah the legend legit
Got ‘em laughin’ and nervous like “what the fuck is this?”
It’s a problem, a topic, a story that stick
Every joke circle back to my big-ass dick
Yeah it hang like a plot twist nobody expect
Like a bonus-ass scene with a whole new effect
Got ‘em zoomin’ they vision like they missin’ a clue
Like “that can’t be right,” yeah it definitely true
I ain’t subtle with it, I don’t water it down
I let rumors do laps while I sit on the crown
Got a reputation built off inches alone
Like my shit got a zip code and a tax-ass zone
They be jokin’, I’m jokin’, but the math still stand
Like a ruler got jealous when it got in my hand
Got a whole damn narrative tied to my name
Like my dick got a fanbase and a viral campaign
[Chorus]
Nine inches, bitch, yeah I said it again
Got ‘em talkin’ real slick till they see what I’m in
I’m like “keep that same energy, don’t switch the tone”
Whole lotta confidence packed in a zone
Nine inches, yeah the legend legit
Got ‘em laughin’ and nervous like “what the fuck is this?”
It’s a problem, a topic, a story that stick
Every joke circle back to my big-ass dick
I’m the reason conversations suddenly get weird
Like somebody say my name and the tension appear
Got ‘em tryna act normal but they clearly distracted
Like their brain tryna process what they just imagined
Got a presence that drag like a slow heavy beat
Like a bassline thick that you feel in your feet
I don’t gotta prove shit, I just exist
And the myth get louder every time that I spit
Yeah it’s funny as hell, but it’s still that truth
Like a punchline built with undeniable proof
I’m the headline, the joke, and the reason it land
All because of the weight that I’m holdin’ in hand
If they doubt, let ‘em doubt, I don’t argue that shit
Let the rumor get louder, let it build, let it hit
I’m the talk, I’m the buzz, I’m the reason they click
All roads lead back to my big-ass dick
[Chorus]
Nine inches, bitch, yeah I said it again
Got ‘em talkin’ real slick till they see what I’m in
I’m like “keep that same energy, don’t switch the tone”
Whole lotta confidence packed in a zone
Nine inches, yeah the legend legit
Got ‘em laughin’ and nervous like “what the fuck is this?”
It’s a problem, a topic, a story that stick
Every joke circle back to my big-ass dick